Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs creator... ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!

Murray Handwerker was 89 when he died on Saturday in Flordia. It's crazy to think that this guy became an entrepreneur from selling hot dogs... It's even crazier to think that his father started off as a tiny hot dog stand in Coney Island! Full story here.

I think that this guy was the original man who ran around in a hot dog suit screaming at the top of his lungs... "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!" And don't even get me started about his last name... Handwerker... "Hand Worker." What did he work with his hands, I wonder? Was it hot dogs or some other kind of wiener??? I am not sure, but what I do know is that whatever he did, he became a millionaire! I want to be a master Handwerker!!!

I seriously think he may be better than Jonah Hill in Accepted (2006).

You know what Handwerker's favorite hot dog was??? A Nathan's Famous Hot Dog, of course! But with what on it? Ketchup? Mustard? Relish and Onions??? NOOOO!!! He just liked it plain. Boring, huh? And still, this boring guy was able to make millions of dollars off this franchise! 

This is the kind of Hot Dog I would advertise!

No, not really... but it would get more publicity than just a plain hot dog, in my opinion :P

So, if this guy can get millions of dollars off hot dogs, I want you all to tell me what your brilliant idea is to make money and become a millionaire! The sillier comments the better!

Don't let the bed bugs bite... SERIOUSLY!

To be fair, this isn't an actual bed bug... but it looks scarier than an actual one! So I was browsing and I found a story that is very interesting... Apparently, Bed Bugs have been found to carry disease! And not just any disease... but a drug-resistant disease!!! Bed Bugs have never been known to carry any form of disease ever before, so why now? My Professor's guess is Armageddon! I would have to agree with him. It only makes sense! The disease the bugs are carrying is probably the T-VIRUS!!! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! I told you all! I didn't think it would be bed bugs that spread the disease, though...

The Terminator... Gets Terminated!

He looks PISSED! I wouldn't want to meet him looking like this. It looks like he is ready to Terminate someone!

At least their marriage has! Arnold  Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up yesterday after a 25 year marriage, not including the extra 9 years they had been together before that! Supposedly, there had been problems in the marriage since 2003, when Schwarzenegger announced he'd be running for governor. Not only did he announce it on The Tonight Show to Jay Leno, but he didn't even consult his wife about it first! That was his first mistake...

Aw, the happy couple 25 years ago. I think Schwarzenegger looks the same now!

Supposedly, Shriver wanted to end it in 2009, but didn't because her mother died. She wanted to end it again earlier this year, but then her father died. I guess the end of the governator's term was finally enough to push her over the edge. If divorce wasn't bad enough, Schwarzenegger's own kids

OSAMA BIN... DEAD!!!

Sorry everybody, I have been gone for oh so long and I am very sad... I missed the infamous Osama Bin Laden being gunned down and I missed Mother's Day! Dang it! I also missed The Royal Wedding, but I really don't care about anything that happens halfway around the world... That's a lie, let me rephrase... I don't care if it's just a wedding!

My 12 year old brother calls Osama "The 2001-2011 Hide-and-Seek Champ." lol.

This is a disturbing picture... but i found it funny as well!

As most of you may or may not know, many food establishments across the country had specials last week and some even running into this week to commemorate the death of this "Dickhead." 

"Restaurants were also jumping on the public euphoria surrounding bin Laden’s death by offering drink and food specials to patrons.

Seattle-based coffee house, Candi Shack, is offering cups of java for $1 as their “Osama bin Laden Shot In The Dark” special.

Prominent Cincinnati restaurateur Jeff Ruby is giving away free glasses of champagne to every guest at some of his high-end steakhouses. Ruby, who captured some notoriety four years ago when he refused to serve O.J. Simpson at his Louisville, Kentucky location, said the special was an emotional response to witnessing the news of bin Laden’s killing on TV.