Charlie Sheen to be killed off!

That's right! The U.S. Government is having Charlie "Sheen killed because he is a menace to society! Nah, just kidding... The "Two and a Half Men" star is being "killed off" in the upcoming season and being replaced by none other than Ashton Kutcher! Full story here.

Poor Charlie Sheen. How would YOU feel if they killed off your character in a sitcom? I would be devastated! I guess it could be worse... they could make you listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" over and over again!

Charlie Sheen is cool, though! Despite what everyone else says, I think he is hilarious! You saw that remix video I played of him right? Winning! Charlie Sheen is indeed Winning! All Ashton Kutcher has is Punk'd... and he got to kiss Natalie Portman in No String's Attached... and he got to Katherine Heigl in Killers... And Jessica Alba in Valentine's Day... Ok ok, he is good. I guess he is up to challenge of replacing Charlie Sheen! However, he still doesn't take the Charlie Sheen drug and therefore is not Winning! Maybe in his own way... he can use a different word though.... like "WHAMMY!"

Oh wait, I don't think Champ Kind would take kindly to Ashton Kutcher taking his catchphrase:

                                                             Champ Kind in Anchorman

I wonder if Ashton Kutcher's character is going to be a womanizer like Charlie Sheen's. I'm curious... It won't be the same without Charlie Sheen. At least the show isn't getting cancelled and putting Jon Cryer (Alan Harper) and Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper), out of work. Let's face it... they are both type cast! Type cast means that Alan Harper and Jake Harper are their characters! It's who they are! They haven't been in anything else lately besides Two and a Half Men. Not saying that they wouldn't get anymore work, but it would be harder for them to get into another mainstream movie or sitcom role.

                                            Oh well... kitty is happy, I am happy!