Haley Joel Osment STILL sees dead people!

"The Sixth Sense" star is now doomed to see dead people forever as he takes one of the lead roles in the 2012 adaptation of the novel "Wake the Dead" written by Steven Niles. "Wake the Dead" was a graphic novel based off Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein," the single most important horror film EVER! For those of you that don't know, Frankenstein started the horror movie phenomenon! "Wake the Dead" focuses on two medical students that try and bring back the dead. Osment plays one of the students, Victor Franklin. Article on Osment and "Wake the Dead" here.

I'm thinking that Haley Joel Osment got stuck into Sci-Fy/Fanatasy type roles in his most notable movies, The Sixth Sense and AI, and it appears that "Wake the Dead" won't be any different. He has also been in "Second Hand Lions" and "Pay It Forward," both pretty sad movies. Haley Joel Osment is also known for voicing Sora in the hit video game produced by Square Enix, Kingdom Hearts. He has voiced Sora in the first and second games as well as all of the spin-off games such as "Birth By Sleep," "368/2 Days," "Recoded," and "Chain of Memories." It's safe to say, though, that Osment has mostly participated in Fantasy type projects. Here is a list of projects he has been on.

For those of you that don't know, Kingdom Hearts is a mix of Disney and Final Fantasy.

Charlie Sheen to be killed off!

That's right! The U.S. Government is having Charlie "Sheen killed because he is a menace to society! Nah, just kidding... The "Two and a Half Men" star is being "killed off" in the upcoming season and being replaced by none other than Ashton Kutcher! Full story here.

Poor Charlie Sheen. How would YOU feel if they killed off your character in a sitcom? I would be devastated! I guess it could be worse... they could make you listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" over and over again!

Making Money for an ugly dog. Who would have thought?

On June 27th, a 14 year old Chinese crested-Chihuahua mix named Yoda won the honor of being the ugliest dog at the 23rd annual contest at the Sonoma-Marin fair in Petaluma, CA. His owner also won $1000 for his ugly dog! What got him this title was his small tufts of hair, protruding tongue, and long, seemingly hairless legs! I guess that's enough to be the ugliest dog... The full story here.

That's one ugly dog, for sure, but I don't know if it qualifies as the ugliest dog i've ever seen! There are plenty of other ugly dogs, and people, in the world. Apparently, they weren't at this contest though. That's good for Yoda and his owner! Yoda gets the title and his owner got $1000! I don't know if getting that title is really an honor or a slap in the face...

I still think this guy holds the world title, though. That's some demonic shizzle!

Green is the new awesome!

The Green Lantern film was amazing! Granted, it was no Thor, but it was up there as far as the caliber of superhero movies go. Better than Spiderman, not as good as Thor... so somewhere in between there! The Green Lantern focuses on a pilot named Hal Jordon (Ryan Reynolds) who is basically an irresponsible guy given the greatest responsibility in the universe! An alien, Abin Sur, crash lands on Earth and with his dying breath bestows Reynolds with the ring. Reynolds goes through a few twists and turns(literally) as the ring takes him wherever it wants to go. Rather, where he NEEDS to go. After he gets into a street fight and fights all the thugs off with his ring, he is taken to the home planet where The Guardians of the Universe reside along with the rest of The Green Lantern Corp. It is there that some 2000 Green Lanterns gather for meetings and such. There is one Green Lantern for each sector' of the Universe. There are some freaky looking Lanterns, for sure, the silliest among those, a bee!

The Do's and Don't's of Dog Fights

 Random blog post I know, but we all need to know about dog fighting! Besides, my German Shepherd and Black Lab got into a fight yesterday and fought for like 15 minutes straight, so I may be able to give you some pointers. It was ridiculous! Kind of like watching one of my wrestling matches, but longer!

Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

No, i'm not going to show Gene Simmons' family jewels on my blog... i'm sure if you're smart enough to get to my blog, you're smart enough to find some kind of suggestive picture like that! lol. Basically, there is this reality show on A&E called Gene Simmons: Family Jewels. It started back in 2006, following Simmons, his wife, Shannon Tweed, and his two children, Nick and Sophie. Sophie has gone to college amidst this last season of the show, but continuously came back to "check" on her parents, who were having problems of their own. Simmons, the KISS sensation, likes to "Rock and Roll All Night and Party Everyday," whereas Tweed only likes to party "some of every day." In case you don't know what i'm referring to, it's role models when Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott have the conversation in Rudd's truck.

If you haven't seen this movie, it's hilarious! Drop what you're doing(after reading the blog)and go pick it up!

Amanda Bynes back in the spotlight!

People are finally realizing that Amanda Bynes is, indeed, a super hot celebrity since she has recently been trending throughout the world wide web! She hasn't been a trendy topic for anything, though, for she has publicly announced that she has "No regrets" when posting on her Twitter account. She told People Magazine, "I believe in no regrets. You say what you feel because you felt it at the moment." Thank you, Amanda Bynes, thank you! That is the best piece of advice i've ever heard! More people should think like that! She said she is not comfortable talking about dating, yet she posts 'sexy' pictures on her Twitter. I think it's so funny when people do things like that and don't feel comfortable talking about a simple thing like dating! It boggles my mind. Here is the full article, if you want in on the juicy details.

I didn't know Amanda Bynes was in Maxim! Where was this when I was 13!

Anthony Weiner... the biggest thing since Weiner itself!

For those of you that didn't know, sometime last week, this Democratic Congressman named Anthony Weiner apparently sent a picture of his bulging underwear to all of his Twitter followers. It was quickly taken down as Weiner supposedly meant to send it in a message to a girl. Oh, but not just any girl... a minor! *gasp* He later went on to acknowledge that the exchanging of sexually suggestive messages and pictures were being sent to multiple women.

To me, this photo isn't THAT bad... I mean, i've sent worse! (jk jk... or am i?)

She gained 20 lbs to be a pornstar!!!

Now a lot of you probably don't know who Kim Cattrall is. I know that I sure didn't when I first saw her. Kim Cattrall plays Samantha Jones as part of the 4 female possy in Sex in the City. I don't particularly like to waste my time caring about Sex in the City, so I never knew who any of the characters were... besides Sarah Jessica Parker, but she has been in a few movies here and there. I wanted to write a blog on this woman simply because I saw that she had gained 20lbs to play the role of a pornstar in her upcoming film, "Meet Monica Velour." I guess it's already out to video according to IMDB.

Also, if I happen to have any Sex in the City fans reading this post, know that they are probably not make a third film in the franchise due to the overwhelming low response to the last film! Again, I could care less... I only found it funny that this woman had to gain 20lbs to be a pornstar! But if you were interested in the article, here it is.

X-men... a truly mind blowing experience!

Once a film about a super hero or a super hero team comes out in theatres, i'm usually the first to see it... lately though, i've been lagging it and not seeing them for at least a week after they come out (ie. Thor). X-men: First Class was no different. My favorite super hero of all time is part of the X-men (Wolverine), so naturally, I was disappointed that I didn't see this movie as soon as it hit theatres! Luckily, however, I did see it yesterday. Yet again, 20th Century Fox fails to address the actual storyline from the comics. When they were asked about this, they simply said that this was an "Alternate Universe," which is a cool excuse... I suppose. I still think that the rights to X-men, as well as Spiderman and the Fantastic Four, should be sold to Marvel so that the films can be made accurately. The original first class of X-men was Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, and Iceman. I guess Magneto and Professor X if you want to count them too. At least they had Beast, so it's 1/5th correct!

Kind of looks like a kitty! But it's Beast, from X-men: First Class!

Captain Jack Sparrow is back!!!

And instead of rum, he is after the waters from the Fountain of Youth in this newest addition to the Pirates of the Carribean series! I'm not going to give too much away, but basically it starts off in London, England where a court case is taking place for the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. From there, it's just old fashioned Pirates of the Carribean fun! Jack gets captured, Jack escapes, Jack winds up fighting someone... isn't that how it always works?

As most of you have probably seen from the trailers, Barbossa is now captain of a ship in the King's military. My opinion, the look is not Barbossa at all! He still has his scraggly beard and face as well as his bad teeth and untrimmed nails! However, he is not missing his leg. Thankfully, he is still a pirate at heart! One of the funniest parts in the movie was when Barbossa poured himself some rum in a tea cup as opposed to actual tea! Proof that Barbossa was simply using the King's Military as a means to a greater end... and that end is attaining another Pirate ship!

Kitties would use 2500 pennies! Why do humans complain?

Have you ever saved up pennies in hopes that you'd one day be able to pay for something worthwhile? This guy did! Jason West, a man from Utah, tried to pay a $25 medical bill ALL IN PENNIES!!! The interesting thing about this story is that West and the medical facility both have two completely different stories! The facility says that West threw down the pennies and demanded the clerk count them! He, on the other hand, says he never once yelled nor did he demand them to count the pennies. He says he asked if they took cash and only dumped the pennies out after the clerk confirmed. Funny thing was that some of the pennies rolled onto the floor. When West was asked about this, he says, "Such is the nature of pennies. They're round." I love when people pepper the media with common sense! 

Mr. West is now getting sued for 14,000 pennies! Or $140... So dumb how society just made a big deal out of nothing! I think they should just count the pennies and call it a day. Put them back into circulation! That'll save everyone alot of problem and most likely clear up a ton of space in West's Piggy Bank! This is the full story here.

I, for one, think it is very smart to save up that many pennies!

So did I scare you guys?

I was only kidding!!!

Yes yes... it was a cruel joke! I was feeling like having some fun with you guys. It probably would have been better if I didn't post the link to The Onion, though... But no, Prince William and Kate Middleton did NOT get a divorce, it was all just me poking a little fun at you that actually cared :P

But it got ya, right? Comment and tell me if you got a little bit scared? Or even just were convinced my excellent blogging skills!

Another Celebrity Couple bites the dust!

After 5 weeks? Really Prince William? He should really screen his fiance before they get married... Here is basically what he had to say. For those of you who don't feel like clicking the link, i'll just explain to you in summary. It's been a little over a month since Prince William and Kate Middleton got married in, what some called, a fairy tale wedding. The prince said it was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." William claims to have never loved Middleton AT ALL! Now I don't know about you folks, but if I didn't love someone, I sure as hell wouldn't marry them! He is the one that proposed, after all. And they've been going out for years! I honestly don't know what this guy was thinking...

Would you buy a balloon for 1 million dollars?

Spock (left) Balloon Boy (right). They could be one and the same!

I did not read everything there is to know about this case nor do I intend to, but I know the gist of what it is about so i'll summarize for you. If you want to check it all out for yourself, go ahead and follow this link. This is the story: Two years ago, a family from Fort Collins, Colorado claimed that their six year old son was trapped in a giant balloon that was floating away from their home.

The father called 911 really believing that his son was in the balloon! Apparently he was crying and everything. As you can see from the picture, the National Guard was attempting to rescue this boy as well. After the balloon finally crash landed, rescue specialists searched the balloon but saw no sign of the boy. They feared maybe he had fallen out,