Kirstie Alley got skinny with Jenny Craig...

Then she gained it all back! Who does that? "Hey Jim, i'm going to go on a diet and then get depressed so I can gain all the weight back that I worked so hard to lose!" <--- Only a dummy would say that!

I mean, she was HOT before! I mean, look at this! Would you just look at her? She is a vision of perfection... on the right, at least... I guess this is a before and after shot of when she was on Jenny Craig or something. I'm only saying that because they usually show before and after from left to right.

I personally am not sure what happened but she went overboard or something... I mean, it's probably stress or whatever. I know one thing for sure, Jenny Craig was not very happy with this!

Thor, God of Thunder, jumps out of the comics and onto the big screen!

(Background from left to right: Natalie Portman as Jane Foster, Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Anthony Hopkins as Odin,  Idris Elba as Heimdall. Front: Chris Hemsworth as Thor)

I saw this movie last week and I never did post about it which is a crying shame because this movie was awesome and all of you deserve to know about it if you haven't already seen it!

This movie revolves around the Thunder God, Thor, from Norse Mythology. Odin and Loki, also from Norse Mythology, are his father and brother respectively. Heimdall is the gatekeeper, guarding the Bifrost. Bifrost is a device that allows travel between realms. All of these Gods live in the mystical realm of Asgard. There are nine different realms including Asgard and Jotunheim, home to the Frost Giants. Midgard is the realm where Earth is. The characters and realms were adapted as apart of Marvel by Stan Lee in 1962.

The movie opens showing the Frost Giants' invasion of Midgard and the Asgardians intervention. Each side suffered great losses, but the Asgardians eventually pushed the Frost Giants back to their homeland, Jotunheim. A truce was made and there was unstable peace between the two realms.

Thor has come a long way since the 60's

Travel between the two realms is possible due to a "Rainbow Bridge" connected to a device known as "Bifrost." Like previously stated, Heimdall is the gatekeeper that guards the Bifrost and is the only one that can operate it using his sword.

The Rainbow Road leading to the Bifrost

The real action starts when Thor is outraged because some of the Frost Giants have entered into Asgard and tried to steal away the source of the Frost Giant's power that Odin had attained

VAGINA DENTATA!

So a couple of days ago, I talked about the Ohio man shooting off his girlfriend's croch and I joked that she probably had teeth growing in her Vagina! I also posted a movie poster and a clip from that movie. I didn't realize Vagina Dentata was a real condition, but after doing some research, I found out it actually is!

Add a cat and it's always funnier!

Now just because someone has Vagina Dentata, doesn't mean that they have a Vagina with a mind of it's own! That is to say, it's not going to go around biting off people's penis', or fingers like we saw in that one clip on my blog from Thursday. This woman here explains it beautifully:

Now this video is 5 minutes long, so if you don't want to watch the whole thing, allow me to summarize it. Vagina Dentata is a disorder that only affects 1 out of 12 million women! Crazy, right? You wouldn't think it's that much, but we have Billions of people living on this planet! When a woman has Vagina Dentata,

H-Hey God! You forgot someone!!!

I bet that some of you thought I had been taken up to Heaven because I didn't post first thing in the morning, huh? Nope... I must either be a sinner or that little schmuck that predicted this is exactly that, a schmuck! In fact, I haven't heard of anyone being taken up to Heaven yet! I think we are all sinners! We're going to burn in the fire's of God's rage towards humanity! ... NOT! I'm sure there is at least one pure human soul in this world that is a devout follower of Jesus Christ and Christianity. At least one person would be saved! Job well done :)

Ok, so nothing happened and we're all still here and i'm sure you'll all wondering why the hell we listen to crazy religious nuts all the time! Because I believe that those crazy religious nuts are a constant reminder that if we band together and all believe in the same idea, then we can accomplish anything! Ok ok, kind of corny... so sue me! I'm just that awesome that i'm not afraid to express myself :P

No Zombie Apocalypse... dang it! I was so looking forward to bashing in some zombie heads with a baseball bat or slicing off their heads with a Katana! I'm such an action hero! lol. Here's to hoping that one day I may get the chance to see my skills in action! Any comments or discussion about this May 21st hokey pokey? I'm more than open for discussion.

Judgement Day... May 21st, 2011

Some of you may know and some of you may not, but i'm here to tell you that May 21st, 2011 is the day that God has designated as Judgement Day. When I first heard people saying that May 21st was going to be Judgement Day, I simply chuckled and indulged in their conversation. I asked where they had heard it and they said some guy just decided it... I don't know if they were just foolish or if they truly had no idea that this "guy" was God himself. Well, it was actually this dude, Harold Camping on the radio, but they have a lot of evidence to support their theory.



I was researching this phenomenon and I came across this site with a lot of statements and a lot of scriptures to back up those statements. Apparently, tomorrow is the day that God comes down and takes with him to Heaven his chosen people.

1 Thessalonians 4:16,17 "For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord." 

Ohio man finally put to death after 27 years

On May 17th, 2011, a man convicted of killing his ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend back in 1984 was finally put to death by lethal injection. He was the fourth person this year to be put to death in the state of Ohio. My opinion, they probably should have killed this scumbag years ago... The full story is here.

It kind of brought a tear to my eye when I read the first part of this article cause here you have a guy that is strapped down to a gurney telling his daughter that he loves her! And not only that! She says it back! As well as his "Pen Pal" who wrote to him while he was in jail. That, to me, is sad. However, I am quite the romantic at heart and I think that some of my views are a little more out there than most... However, most of you are just like "Shut up about this romantic bullsh*t and go on with your blog!"

                                         

                                   We all start learning about Romance at a young age! It's not my fault!

Ok, ok, so i'm going... Basically, he was in the house waiting for his ex girlfriend and her boyfriend to get home and was armed with a pistol and shotgun. Ok, first thing... why do you have to have a pistol

Looks like Batman needed Robin in this beatdown!

We all know and love Batman! We grew up with Batman. He is part of the Justice League along with others including Wonder Woman, Super Man, Aquaman, etc... He continues to be a very inspirational figure in our lives, especially with the latest series of movies being produced with Batman star, Christian Bale. I speak for a lot of other people, i'm sure, when I say that Batman makes me want to become a vigilante and fight crime!

So apparently, Batman was visiting the Vegas Strip and didn't have any of his gadgets with him... nor did he have Robin or any of the Justice League to have his back. Basically, some thug comes out of nowhere and challenges Batman. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but the dude was getting in Batman's face and Batman pushed him. Oh, it was on! Batman doesn't push people, for one, he punches them. You should see the way he fights too... He fights like a girl! I was very disappointed in Batman when I saw this video. It almost made me cry...

Reactions? Crying yet? I am...

Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs creator... ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!

Murray Handwerker was 89 when he died on Saturday in Flordia. It's crazy to think that this guy became an entrepreneur from selling hot dogs... It's even crazier to think that his father started off as a tiny hot dog stand in Coney Island! Full story here.

I think that this guy was the original man who ran around in a hot dog suit screaming at the top of his lungs... "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!" And don't even get me started about his last name... Handwerker... "Hand Worker." What did he work with his hands, I wonder? Was it hot dogs or some other kind of wiener??? I am not sure, but what I do know is that whatever he did, he became a millionaire! I want to be a master Handwerker!!!

I seriously think he may be better than Jonah Hill in Accepted (2006).

You know what Handwerker's favorite hot dog was??? A Nathan's Famous Hot Dog, of course! But with what on it? Ketchup? Mustard? Relish and Onions??? NOOOO!!! He just liked it plain. Boring, huh? And still, this boring guy was able to make millions of dollars off this franchise! 

This is the kind of Hot Dog I would advertise!

No, not really... but it would get more publicity than just a plain hot dog, in my opinion :P

So, if this guy can get millions of dollars off hot dogs, I want you all to tell me what your brilliant idea is to make money and become a millionaire! The sillier comments the better!

Don't let the bed bugs bite... SERIOUSLY!

To be fair, this isn't an actual bed bug... but it looks scarier than an actual one! So I was browsing and I found a story that is very interesting... Apparently, Bed Bugs have been found to carry disease! And not just any disease... but a drug-resistant disease!!! Bed Bugs have never been known to carry any form of disease ever before, so why now? My Professor's guess is Armageddon! I would have to agree with him. It only makes sense! The disease the bugs are carrying is probably the T-VIRUS!!! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! I told you all! I didn't think it would be bed bugs that spread the disease, though...

The Terminator... Gets Terminated!

He looks PISSED! I wouldn't want to meet him looking like this. It looks like he is ready to Terminate someone!

At least their marriage has! Arnold  Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up yesterday after a 25 year marriage, not including the extra 9 years they had been together before that! Supposedly, there had been problems in the marriage since 2003, when Schwarzenegger announced he'd be running for governor. Not only did he announce it on The Tonight Show to Jay Leno, but he didn't even consult his wife about it first! That was his first mistake...

Aw, the happy couple 25 years ago. I think Schwarzenegger looks the same now!

Supposedly, Shriver wanted to end it in 2009, but didn't because her mother died. She wanted to end it again earlier this year, but then her father died. I guess the end of the governator's term was finally enough to push her over the edge. If divorce wasn't bad enough, Schwarzenegger's own kids

OSAMA BIN... DEAD!!!

Sorry everybody, I have been gone for oh so long and I am very sad... I missed the infamous Osama Bin Laden being gunned down and I missed Mother's Day! Dang it! I also missed The Royal Wedding, but I really don't care about anything that happens halfway around the world... That's a lie, let me rephrase... I don't care if it's just a wedding!

My 12 year old brother calls Osama "The 2001-2011 Hide-and-Seek Champ." lol.

This is a disturbing picture... but i found it funny as well!

As most of you may or may not know, many food establishments across the country had specials last week and some even running into this week to commemorate the death of this "Dickhead." 

"Restaurants were also jumping on the public euphoria surrounding bin Laden’s death by offering drink and food specials to patrons.

Seattle-based coffee house, Candi Shack, is offering cups of java for $1 as their “Osama bin Laden Shot In The Dark” special.

Prominent Cincinnati restaurateur Jeff Ruby is giving away free glasses of champagne to every guest at some of his high-end steakhouses. Ruby, who captured some notoriety four years ago when he refused to serve O.J. Simpson at his Louisville, Kentucky location, said the special was an emotional response to witnessing the news of bin Laden’s killing on TV.